REALLY BAD CRACK FIC I NEVER SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN but have it anyway

He'd done it! He'd finally managed to take her OUT on a date!

Only this was not turning out as planned. At all.

He'd convinced the woman to take more than a few shots of alcohol (and consumed quite a bit himself), and soon even her words were slurred.

At the karaoke bar, all they'd been doing was watch others sing, some loves songs, others embarrassing, some really rocked it. He didn't know when, but somehow the other three brothers had managed to follow them in, quite curious to see Adyna out and about for once.

They all soon wished they hadn't.

Her about to pass out and wheezing, and him giggling like a maniac, he dragged her on-stage where they were both handed mics.

Now, at any other point of soberness, they could have brought the audience to tears.

But, now....

"T-TOM HE WORKED ON THA'S DOOOOOOOOCKS"

"fflfllaaaaabbb...."

"BLOODY UNIOOOOOONS STRIKING GINA A' THE DINEERRR!"

"Gggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"SHE WORKED FER H-HER *HIC* MAN FER THA' LOOOOOOVE"

"Bbleeegfffaaaaabba!"

Everyone in the bar was horrified, and the three brothers pale-faced.

"T-TAKE I' AWAY BABE."

"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Arthur, Thomas and Aidan vowed to never let them near alcohol again.

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Featuring:

Thomas as Northern Ireland
Aidan as Ireland
Adyna as Fem!Wales
and Iain as Scotland

No-one cares about Arthur.